1. Crossing the street. All of a sudden, I'm not almost getting mowed down on the way to work. They tell me this is when I'm in the most danger: when I THINK I'm safe.
2. Nudity on TV. Yesterday there was a show on at 9pm that had full-on bits. Lady bits, dude bits. Like, ALL KINDS OF BITS right there on TV.
3. Clothes never, EVER drying. It's as if there's a law against the clothes washer/dryer ever taking it all the way. The bathroom looks like an art installation with socks and underwear hanging from every possible bar or hook.
4. The unreliable Tube. All week it has been delayed, stopped, or worse, but I still managed to get to work. Everyone just said "welcome to London."
